Maybe rose tinted glasses aren’t to blame for candy and snacks we enjoyed as kids not tasting as good as we remember. Maybe they they gradually started using cheaper, worse ingredients. 24. October, 2019 CrystalPosts 0
People say that unicorns shit rainbows as an example of how pure and magical they are, but maybe they just have such explosive diarrhoea that it comes out in a fine mist and with such force that it ignites near the source casting a light source through the haze and creating a rainbow. 23. October, 2019 CrystalPosts 0
It is very plausible that a pharmaceutical company found a cure to AIDS but shut it because it will kill more profitable drugs that just sustains AIDS infected patients 23. October, 2019 CrystalPosts 0
As an adult, sometimes being uninvited from events is more exciting than being invited to them. 23. October, 2019 CrystalPosts 0
Kids try not to swear in front of adults, and adults try not to swear in front of kids. 23. October, 2019 CrystalPosts 0
Your mom’s side and your dad’s side of the family become the same side when you have kids 23. October, 2019 CrystalPosts 0
Watching a sports team and saying we won is the same as watching a pornstar and saying we had sex 23. October, 2019 CrystalPosts 0
