If you’re carrying a sandwich in a backpack and you take the sandwich out and eat it, the total weight you’re carrying hasn’t decreased; you’re just carrying it in a different location. 26. August, 2019 CrystalPosts 0
Ejaculating in a girl’s mouth is fine, but if you ejaculate into a cup and she drinks it, you’re both fucking weird. 26. August, 2019 CrystalPosts 0
Traveling merchants in video games are some of the biggest and bravist opportunists out there. You can find them almost anywhere. Like on a mountain in the middle of a blizzard, they’ll be there to sell you your potion. 26. August, 2019 CrystalPosts 0
Going to the public library and having a limit of books you can check out at one time was the original way to throttle your unlimited data. 26. August, 2019 CrystalPosts 0
If you have to save up money to buy a Gucci belt than you shouldn’t buy that belt. 26. August, 2019 CrystalPosts 0
If super-power mutations ever happen, like those in X-Men, we better hope they only affect humans. 26. August, 2019 CrystalPosts 0
There’s probably a decent amount of spare change in landfills and garbage dumps that people accidentally threw away. 26. August, 2019 CrystalPosts 0
